“Relax, dude. People think I am a mystical guru from Nepal or some other faraway exotic place. My full name is Skippyasyermuni. Sounds impressively mystical, huh?” “Your guru name is ‘Skippy Has Your Money’?” I pronounced it slowly. “Clever of me, huh? Monkeys are too stupid to notice.” “I’m a monkey and I noticed. You’re supposed to be from Nepal?”
