“Egg-zactly,” the beer can said unhelpfully. “Well, yeah, that was a question.” “It’s a good question.” “No, that was a question I was asking you.” “Well, it’s impossible, Joe. I have learned that when something is impossible, I should outsource the job to a monkey. Monkeys are too stupid to recognize when something is impossible, so they charge right ahead. Really, stubborn stupidity is kind of your species’ superpower.”
