“Yes. This is a job for,” I stood up and mimed tearing my shirt open. “No Patience Man,” I said in my best dramatic movie announcer voice. “Lack of patience is your superpower, Joe, however I do not see how wishing things could go faster will help us get-” “As true fans of No Patience Man know, he has a sidekick.” “Uh, Ok? What in the hell are you talking about?” “Come on, Skippy. Don’t you remember the classic No Patience Man issue number Forty One, where he battles the evil witch from the Department of Motor Vehicles? His sidekick is my old friend, Mister Nukey.”
