‘…missed my flight from Cairo to Jo’burg and this Sufi tech guy was like, “Dude, go see the real pyramids.” So I took the train fifteen hours to this Nubian village where you can still drink Nile water and see the pyramids – the real ones, not the whitewashed ones. The lengths people will go to erase the blackness of our ruins! So anyway, I’m the only one in the pyramid tomb, in its, like, womb, right? So I start communing, do some yoga and shit, and right as I’m really getting into it, the lights just – psheewww. Power cut. A minute later they came back on and I was like, “I’ve been fucking
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