The Friend Zone (The Friend Zone, #1)

by Abby Jimenez

“My granddad used to always say, ‘Even duct tape can’t fix stupid,’” I said, putting my straw in my mouth. “Hmm. No. But it can muffle the sound.”

I’d probably end up being that crazy aunt who wore veiled hats and smelled like mothballs with ten small dogs.

“You marry your best friend, and at family gatherings you deal with your shitty relatives together. You laugh about it and have each other’s backs. Share looks and text each other from across the room when everyone else is being an asshole. And nobody else really matters because you have your own universe.”