The Friend Zone (The Friend Zone, #1)
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broke my fucking heart.
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shut the fuck up when they aren’t even talking? That’s how I feel
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“Oh my God, Josh, you don’t even know. It was enormous. He designed it and had it made. It had this red rope of rubies around the band
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WHY IS THIS GUY ONE OF AMERICAS BILLIONAIRES OH IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS I DONT LIKE NICE DIAMOND RINGS
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There it was, straight from his own lips. The kid thing is too important. Can’t be with him.
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what is your point? you literlly teed him up for this response. you expect him to say, about his competition, "well, if you really love him kids arent important", right after you said his not wanting kids is why sloan thinks youre settling? how does that make any-- oh, oh yeah, because youre an idiot
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This wasn’t the look of a man who just didn’t want to give up his booty call. This was feelings. Josh has feelings for me.
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HOW DIM ARE YOU!?!?!?!?
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two fucking weeks.
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I was losing my fucking
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Fuck, you’re sprung.”
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nine. this is FUCKING insane
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I fucking hated it.
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“She’s probably fucking somebody this weekend,
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“Shut the fuck up, dick.”
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twelve! it's been 3% since i started this!
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I fucking hated that guy.
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And I didn’t fucking get it.
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Fuck, if anyone should understand,
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and she fucking hated me.
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Shawn snorted. “Congratulations, motherfucker. She cares if you die.”
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this guy is insufferable. just a totally one note cliche caricature of a bro
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thirsty motherfucker
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showing up had fucked
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I fucking missed her.
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great fucking idea,”
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“What the fuck?!”
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go to a fucking rare bookstore,
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No rare motherfucking books either. We’re in Vegas, and we’re gonna fucking do Vegas!”
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No rare motherfucking books either. We’re in Vegas, and we’re gonna fucking do Vegas!”
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24. i feel like jiminez's only strategy for writing male charcters is just "say fuck as often as possible"
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We were fuck buddies—he
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Fuck my uterus.
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Best best man ever.”
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So let me get this straight. brandon is your best friend. brandon's fiance's best friend is kristin. youve known him all these years and it took this move across thw country to realize these friends exist? how?
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“He’s too fucked up.
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He was too fucked
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whether she fucking liked it or not,
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wanted to kick in the fucking door
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We were fuck buddies.
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31. this was better titled fuck buddies because this book is not about a friendzone at all
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looking at some fucking guy’s truck
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I did something fucking stupid.
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BEFORE I DID SOMETHING STUPID IS FINE SENTENCE WITHOUT THE FUCKING!! 33!!!!!!
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woman who didn’t fucking want me,
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Done. I was fucking done.
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anymore. I didn’t want this fucking life.
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Maybe it wouldn’t have fucked
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No. I’m not fucking okay. I’m done.
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38. the way these people hae zero communicatipm skills is insane
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Fuck, is he good at everything?
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Fuck it. “No condom—I
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40. it has been 11%.
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“Shut the fuck up,”
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He wanted no fewer than five children, and he planned for nine.
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haahaahhahaahahhahaaahahhagagaaag
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“That was fucking hilarious.”
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we’re just fuck buddies
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“It is something different and you fucking know
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Some fucking guy.
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now I’d fucked everything
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fuck off
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“Fuck off. Please.”
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