The Friend Zone (The Friend Zone, #1)

by Abby Jimenez

Nothing offended me except for cauliflower and stupidity.

There was a scene with rose petals down a hallway into a bedroom full of candles. She shook her head at the TV. “See, I just don’t get why that’s romantic. You want flower petals stuck to your ass? And who’s gonna clean all that shit up? Me? Like, thanks for the flower sex, let’s spend the next half an hour sweeping?”

“Order oysters. I dare you.” All I needed was shells filled with snot set in front of us for me to completely lose my shit.