That Boy (That Boy, #1)

by Jillian Dodd

Important Things I Have Learned in My Life So Far: 1. Always be the princess. Princesses have much more fun and not so much responsibility. Plus, you get to marry the prince. 2. Never be the queen. Queens are old and bossy and sometimes even evil. (Remember Snow White?) Queens think they are in charge of everything. Queens are responsible. 3. Responsibility makes you crabby and no fun. 4. When you have the choice, play with a boy. Boys are easy to get along with. They don’t care if your clothes match or if your hair is a mess. Boys don’t talk behind your back or make up stories about you to try to hurt your feelings. They are too busy playing sports or video games. 5. Always trust your daddy. Daddies are incredibly smart and handsome, and they always smell very good. 6. Never kiss and tell. You will get tortured by people who you thought were your friends.

Dying at this. Hope the list grows throughout the book