Obeying Elise’s command, I strip out of my pants and boxer briefs in about three seconds flat and join her on her bed. I’m so hard and eager, it’s almost embarrassing. I’m visualizing my arsenal of mental images to slow this train down—you know, like your grandma at the beach in a bikini or an old man walking out of the sauna at the gym, butt ass naked—to keep myself in check so I can hold out for longer than a teenage boy losing his virginity.

