This man knelt down in front of me, while I was on the toilet and smirked, “I’ve smelled shit before, sweetness. I’ll smell it again. We’re both about to be up shit’s creek when Junior comes. And, I’m mostly acquainted with every aspect of what’s released from your body. If those videos of childbirth that I’ve been watching are true. I actually might see your shit. So….” He patted my thighs and said, “Okay, you’re good now.”
