Two Henrys (This Can't Be Happening collection)

by Kevin Allison

“Let’s call each other ‘Henry’ forever,” I said. “Everyone will think we’re gonna stop someday, but wouldn’t it be crazy if we never did?”

“Yeah! We have to. We should start The Henry Club,” he said. “We can make some of our friends Half Henrys or Three-Quarter Henrys.”

“Whoa! You can see his heinie!”

“Look at this, everyone!” I shouted. “You can see his heinie!”

I could see that what was so exciting to me was shameful to her, and she wanted to kill it. She was mortified by me. Something started to shatter inside me.

When someone is laughing with you, it means that, in some way at least, they like you. If you can keep them laughing, you can keep them from hating you.

“Oh, it looks like we have a class clown!”

“The man’s penis goes into the woman’s vagina,” he said. “Then he does something that’s a lot like peeing, but if guys tell you it’s pee, they’re totally, dead wrong. It’s actually a ‘milky discharge.’”

“One man sticks his penis in another man’s butt. It’s disgusting. But believe it or not, it actually happens. They’re men who have sex with men, and it’s a real problem in society.

It was clear we were still the best of friends. You could tell by the way we laughed. For more great true stories from RISK! get the new book and find the RISK! podcast at RISK-show.com