‘I’ve spent plenty of years on Warner’s trail since that drive to Matraville in 2009 and can vouch that he is not wired like anyone else,’ wrote Lalor. The reality is that Australia’s most controversial modern player is not two sides of a coin. He’s more like a handful of twelve-sided dice. Any combination of facets could be true. Any of it could change in an instant. All of those possibilities are simultaneous. He probably knows as little about them as anyone.