The Simple Life (Hometown Love, #1)

by Tara Sivec

And don’t even get me started on parents. I don’t need to know how many months old your little darling is. She’s two, Karen, not twenty-four months. When she goes to college, are you going to tell people your 216-month-old got accepted to Stanford?

They all have kids. Kids all look the same. They’re always dirty and usually have a finger in their nose. I scroll past those pictures faster than the random dick pics that creepers send me.