Idiot: Life Stories from the Creator of Help Helen Smash

by Laura Clery

“You can’t get clean off yesterday’s shower.”

I didn’t want to move in with another guy until I was married. Not because I was traditional or anything, I just really hate moving. I didn’t want to change locations unless I knew I would be living with this person for the rest of my life. It wasn’t a marriage ultimatum. Moving is just a real pain in the ass.