A Wicked Kind of Husband (Longhope Abbey, #1)

by Mia Vincy

“Let me explain, Mrs. DeWitt, how marriage works.” “Oh, please do, Mr. DeWitt, I’m all agog.” “I am the husband, so I make the rules to suit me.” “And I am the wife, so I change the rules to suit me.”

I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!