Addie: Ryder, don’t lock people in cages. It’s not nice. Ronan, don’t fart in people’s faces. Calax, please learn proper English grammar, or I’ll have to break up with you. I smirked at my phone as a flurry of text messages came through. Calax: I do apologize, my fair lady. I will work diligently to text the way you prefer, my beloved. Ryder: so whipped. Ronan: whipped
