“And you said, ‘half’? Of a pig?” “I said ‘half of a pig.’ An actual, literal pig. A swine hog.” “You serious?” “As a heart attack.” “What do you mean by ‘half,’ exactly?” “It’s only the front half. And it seems very upset about the whole thing." “You mean, like, exactly half?” “I don’t know; I didn’t measure it.” “Where’d the back half go?” “Can you, maybe, like, send somebody out here?”
