“Eh?” he said, “How about that?” “What if I just don’t tell people about this part of the story?” I asked. The non-blinded agent slammed his hands on the counter and said with a growl, “You wouldn’t dare! This was the most interesting part of our entire interaction!” The blind agent added, “Seriously! Check this out! How did I even do this without dying? I should be bleeding all over the place right now! Why am I not bleeding?!”