And so, as Marlboro explained, their cult believes that killing is a kindness. “You guys are a murder cult?” I asked, just for clarification. “Hey, whoa, come on. That’s such a nasty word.” he said, holding up his hands defensively, “Try to think of us more as a murder religion, or maybe a murder ideology. Murderology, if you will.” I told him that his ideas were stupid, and he was stupid, and now he had to go and tell the man in the raincoat to go away.