“Jack, you have a dark aura! I’ve encountered this before, but I’ve never seen one as bad as yours. There’s nothing worse than a dark aura. Please, let me help you.” I hope she’s not going to try and sell me some crystals or something, I thought to myself. “I’m not here to sell you crystals or anything like that.” Oh crap, I thought, is she reading my mind? “No, I can’t read your mind, Jack.” Oh thank God.
