“Also, one of the customers said he saw a half-naked man in the bathroom wearing a cowboy hat and juggling knives.” “That happens.” “Oh, and one more thing,” he took off his nametag and handed it over, “I’m going to have to tender my resignation effective immediately. I can’t take all these customers trying to put thoughts into our heads without our permission. This place is evil, and I need to get out before it’s too late.”
