“I’ll be honest with you, I have no clue what half of these things are. Your gas station is weird, and even I don’t know why. The hand plants and Kieffers were me. The smell, I’ll fess up. That’s me too. But all that other stuff, man, it gives me the heeby jeebies. Like, what’s up with that guy in the raincoat? You know that glowing dumpster worm thing the racoon ate? That was pretty crazy, huh?”