Billy McFarland is the most obvious bumbling con-artist dumbass ever birthed by the universe. He’s the guy who never helps on the group project. He’s the bully’s least memorable henchman. He’s that kind of American rich kid who doesn’t bother to learn more than one vowel. He looks like the producers spread peanut butter on his tongue and then had his audio dubbed by a frat guy halfway through dying of alcohol poisoning. He seems to be, to put it charitably, barely alive. If we’re all made of star stuff, he’s from the butt part of the star.
