Plus, if you say things like “I’m convinced I will get serial killed” and then by coincidence you do get serial killed, it becomes a whole thing in your Dateline. Keith Morrison is like “A beautiful young nymph. Haunted by visions. Of being? Serial killed. BuT ThEY wErE OnLy vIsIoNs… right? [plaintive glissando] WROOONG. One hot summer night. In a sleepy tooooooown! Deep in the heart… of Texas. Those visions! Became all too reeeeeeeeal.”
