“Writing Yelp reviews,” Sam said. “Sea of Tranquility, the Moon. Two stars. Desolate and eerily beautiful, inspiring awe and fervent wonder, but no Starbucks. Poor wifi reception. No charging points for smartphones. No air conditioning. Poor accommodations. American flag pole knocked over and in poor repair. Trash strewn around landing site. Very bad customer service; only employee is insane nut standing by Apollo 11 talking about how it was all faked.”
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