Flat Space
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“Writing Yelp reviews,” Sam said. “Sea of Tranquility, the Moon. Two stars. Desolate and eerily beautiful, inspiring awe and fervent wonder, but no Starbucks. Poor wifi reception. No charging points for smartphones. No air conditioning. Poor accommodations. American flag pole knocked over and in poor repair. Trash strewn around landing site. Very bad customer service; only employee is insane nut standing by Apollo 11 talking about how it was all faked.”
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Their meteoric descent was spectacular; the clouds streamed around them and out of their way like they were a shark and the air was made of frightened porpoises. The leading edge of the ship’s hull was glowing red hot as it rammed into the air in front of them, compacting it in a way that caused the porpoise analogy to break down somewhat, much like a porpoise experiences a mental breakdown when confronted with a shark.
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