Honeymoon for One

by Keira Andrews

Compromise was what a relationship was all about, right? That’s why they were so good together. That’s why they were so in love. His insides went all gooey remembering how Michael had woken him with a blow job that morning.

WORDS I DID NOT EXPECT TO READ IN SEQUENCE

That the man in question was Todd,

OHMYGOD

“Years, Eth. But I hung in there.”

That’s really good for you, Michael

You were so depressed for so long, and you barely let me touch you.

Hi. Do you know what depression is?

That’s who I am.”

This is where the sample ended so i bOUGHT IT

As if it would make up for the fast food, he dropped to the carpet and did twenty pushups, laughing at himself when he finished.

“Very nice. In fact, we have a lunch date with them.” Groaning,

THE WAY I CLOSED MY EYES

since the movies didn’t have captions.

BLASPHEMY

“I… We…” Fuck. “There’s no honeymoon!” he blurted. “We broke up right before the wedding. I’m here alone.” Like a pathetic loser.

Oh my sweet boy

Ethan laughed genuinely, and Clay almost wanted to call him pretty when he smiled like that. Strange to think of a bloke that way.

PRETTY

“Well, did you know Australians don’t have sex?” Hearing the word “sex” come out of Clay’s mouth had Ethan’s balls tingling and his head going light. His voice sounded too high as he said, “No? What do they do?” “They mate.”

Oh no i laughed

rippled over Ethan’s skin. “When did you first kiss another bloke?”

Oh my jeez

something. “You really liked it?” Ethan asked. “Fair dinkum?” Clay chuckled. “Fair dinkum, mate.

OH HES SO CUTE

Of course tomorrow arrived, the bastard.