My gaze leaps to the TV as the male narrator announces, “You think you know us, but you haven’t seen us like this before. For the next two hours, I’ll be taking you behind the scenes with the Boston Blades. We’re the NHL’s biggest threat . . . but only if we can work together to take the Cup home at the end of the season.” Hold on . . . I don’t even have the chance to say a word before one of my photographers, Maisey, shouts, “Wait, hold the goddamn phone. Was that Jackson doing the voiceover?”