Return of the Lazy Dungeon Master

by Michael E. Shea

Emerald Waterfall: Mile-high waterfall; huge, razor-sharp emerald deposits; ancient primeval steps snaking underneath Crashed Planar Vessel: Huge planar vessel half-buried in ancient rock; blue fires burning eternally in molten rock pits; strange alien beings petrified in obsidian Fang of the First Wyrm: Thirty-foot-high fang thrust up out of the ground; draconic glyphs carved around the fang’s base; sacrificial pedestal stained with blood Floating Geode: Large opaque crystalline geode floating twenty feet off the ground; bolts of red lightning arcing from geode to the ground; deep hole in the earth below the geode like an infected wound Bones of the Behemoth: Huge ribcage and pelvic bone of an impossibly large creature; hanging carcasses of predators; totem of twisted skulls Pit of the Otherworldly Stone: Vast crater surrounded by eternally dead trees; noxious fumes perpetually flowing from the crater; rune-marked glowing stone still hot at the center of the pit Crucified Titan: Massive stone-and-wood structure crucifying a huge, half-shattered titan; black-green liquid dripping from the titan’s cracked chest; ancient stepped altar in front of the titan Ruined Tower: Shattered wizard’s tower somehow still standing; corpses of huge beasts at the tower’s base; twisted weave of arcane energy surrounding the tower Carapace of the World Walker: Huge spider corpse, decayed and hollow; splintered leg carapace, razor-sharp; huge unbroken egg sacks Exposed Tomb: Buried tomb expose...