Her Cherry (Objects of Attraction, #2)

by Penelope Bloom

New York City was overflowing with coffee places, and this one was admittedly only my favorite because they always had a new, snarky message on the chalkboard every day. Today’s message: Pro tip… An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

“Listen close now, because the closer I get to being dead, the more important what I have to say becomes. And honey, they don’t get a whole lot older than I am, so that makes everything I say pure gold.”