Her Cherry (Objects of Attraction, #2)

by Penelope Bloom

An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

You’ve got to cherish your vagina, not ignore it. It’s a weapon that women have been using to bring even the most powerful men to their knees since the beginning of time.”

You’ve got a kind of quiet nun who secretly knows karate and could choke you out vibe. It’s sexy.”

Before there was fire, there were cavemen bashing each other over the head with rocks for pussy. It’s biblical, you can look it up.”

It was the Ferrari to most men’s Corolla.

But I was either so over the edge with desire that it didn’t matter, or Hailey had a magical, condom-nullifying pussy, because it felt like my cock had discovered a temporary gateway to heaven, like a team of goddamn angels was inside there working miracles.

“That is part of the reason I surround myself with the living dead. If death comes knocking, I’ll be able to point him to a whole bunch of folks who will go with less of a fight than me.”

“It’s The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck. Okay?