The sweetest thing in the world is when a strong man gets on his knees for you, because one of two things are going to happen, and let me tell you how you know which it’s going to be. If your pants are off, then he’s going down on you, and that’s wonderful for obvious reasons. If your pants are on, he’s about to grovel and beg for forgiveness. And that, my dear, is how women give a big middle finger to anyone who thinks men rule the world. There’s nothing more satisfying on this green earth than holding that kind of power in the palm of your hands.
This woman is hilarious
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