Her Cherry (Objects of Attraction, #2)

by Penelope Bloom

You’ve been ignoring God’s gift to the world. You’ve got to cherish your vagina, not ignore it.

Grandma's advice LOL

you can trust me on this, because I was sexy as sin in my day. I still know how to turn a head or two, the only problem is that men my age don’t quite have the flexibility for head-turning.

The kind of thing my mum @erisisias would say to Baby Eli in many years

“How do you know which type of guy it is?” "Well, you sleep with him.

My kind of advise

The sweetest thing in the world is when a strong man gets on his knees for you, because one of two things are going to happen, and let me tell you how you know which it’s going to be. If your pants are off, then he’s going down on you, and that’s wonderful for obvious reasons. If your pants are on, he’s about to grovel and beg for forgiveness. And that, my dear, is how women give a big middle finger to anyone who thinks men rule the world. There’s nothing more satisfying on this green earth than holding that kind of power in the palm of your hands.

This woman is hilarious

Frankly, I felt like a little bit of a pussy for it, but I was about to engage in the most manly act of manliness known to man—eating pussy, so I didn’t dwell on it.

A real man's talk