How to Be Alone: If You Want To, and Even If You Don't

by Lane Moore

Plus, hahaha, you think queer women don’t know what it’s like to be into a girl who just sees you as a friend? Dude, try being into a girl who doesn’t even see your gender as a socially sanctioned option!

slip right into a pair of Girls Are Too Much Drama, the jeans for women who secretly hate themselves.

Telling people who actively want to find love that they should stop wanting to find love so they can find love is like telling a depressed person they can be happy only once they don’t want to be happy. What the shit is that? It makes zero sense.

Why is love the one thing that you’re supposed to just happen upon with zero effort?

You take all that love you keep giving to selfish idiots and try to throw some of it in the general direction of your own heart and you pray even a little bit of it sticks there.