Her Royal Highness (Royals, #2)

by Rachel Hawkins

“Millie, you know this is just a school, right? This isn’t your Hogwarts letter.” “And you’re not an owl,” I remind him, “but this is absolutely the closest thing I’m ever going to get to a Hogwarts letter, so hand it over.”

You deserve your big country-song moment where you tell her how much she sucks and then commit felony vandalism on her property.”

“That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard anyone say. I’m dumber for having heard it.”