“I promise to be your lover, companion, and friend. I will be your partner in parenthood, your ally in conflict, and your accomplice in mischief. I will make sure you always have coffee in the morning and donuts on Saturday, and I will love you with all my heart for the rest of my life.”
Definitely what wedding vows should look like. To have and to hold is all well and good but, really, nothing beats the promise of mischief, coffee AND donuts.
