Kingdoms and Chaos (King's Dark Tidings, #4)

by Kel Kade

Farson graced him with a scowl, and Rezkin replied with a grin. The effort was rewarded by Farson’s obvious disconcert. Rezkin could not remember ever smiling at Farson, outside of an act.

“How many times have I died?”

“Has anyone ever told you that you have trust issues?”

Understatement

Rezkin giggled.

Your head would look good on a pike,

Like the ever-present diplomacy option on Civilization 4

Hmm, a remedy invented by a tumor. This stuff’ll probably kill me.”