Not only had I involuntarily Hulked out, I couldn’t even do that right, picking the least effective weapon known to mankind. In all of human history, no one’s autopsy report was ever going to read ‘death by water bottle.’ Along with the damn thing being only half-full, it didn’t even have the decency to be well-made. It was one of those stupid environmentally friendly bottles where the plastic was so thin, you could crinkle it up in your hand. I might as well have hit him with a party balloon.
