One work that is ascribed to Seneca, and I do so hope he wrote it because it is so very mean, and so very funny, is the Apocolocyntosis (roughly translates as the pumpkinification, a play on the word apotheosis) of Claudius, which is a parody of Claudius arriving in heaven and the reactions of the other gods and it is one of the strangest and most cruel things to come out of Roman literature. It begins with Claudius dying and his last words being ‘oh no, I’ve shit myself!’ to which the author replies, ‘I don’t know if he really did, but then he did always shit everything up.’ He then appears
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