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“Is she into chocolate?” What the fuck kind of question is that? Are there people walking around this planet who don’t like chocolate?
I’m a guy who’s in love with his best friend, a woman who seems to eat her cake but also keep it in a hermetically sealed cryopreservation tank for all eternity.
“You’re mine and you don’t even know it. I’ve never told you.”
As Shakespeare said, Shit’s fucked, yo. No point in trying to correct it now.”
Even the candy gods have forsaken me.
Ian is sixteen times my size and has legs that go on for miles, so he does the running and I am mostly just along for the ride. I’m a small teddy bear flailing in the wind behind him.
He sounds completely unaffected by what he’s doing to me right now. By comparison, I’m basically mewling like a cat. “Sam, do you want anything for dessert?” Sam can’t come to the phone right now. She’s dead.
