And remember about Kanye? Remember your badgering? When you suspect that a guy doesn’t like you? You talk too much. Instead of talking so much, you should be saying, “Fuck you AND your Hampton house.” Yes, your first priority should be to keep an open mind, to listen, to observe men with a clear, uncluttered perspective. Your second priority should be to never, ever waste a minute of your time on a guy who’s tepid.

