“You want me to drive?” “The cops aren’t likely to pull over a couple in a shitty four-door. They’re even less likely to pull over a couple in a shitty four-door if a woman’s driving. Statistically, anyway. This time of night, they’re gonna assume I’ve had too many beers and my girlfriend’s pulling designated driver duty…” “Pretty sexist if you ask me. I could be a getaway driver.” “Sorry, Angel. I don’t create the stereotypes. I just use them to my advantage.” “Hmm.” She didn’t look impressed, but she got into the car. I got in on the passenger’s side and bit my tongue while Sera fidgeted
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