We get along famously now, and although she has a high-powered job, beautiful home, indecorous sense of humor, and a chill husband, she draws the line at children. Both of my sisters, to drive a point home about my family, find the idea of having kids to be unnecessary, wasteful, and just plain gross—and if you feel compelled to do that thing where your voice gets higher and you plead, “But like that’s what every woman says until they have kids,” my sisters will laugh at you, find the nearest child, and punch it in the head to prove their point.
