There aren’t many shows that make me laugh like Seinfeld. If you don’t consider it one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, we’ll have trouble being friends. Through years and years of mental training, I have conditioned my mind to operate on two levels: on one level, I function in life. On another level, I run my life through my “Seinfeld Directory,” making connections between my life and various Seinfeld episodes. It’s taken years of what some would say has been wasted time and effort, but deep down it brings me joy. And that makes it worth it to me.