Vicious (Villains, #1)

by V.E. Schwab

he’d also like to keep his eyebrows.

“My fair damsel is hungry. I dare not keep her waiting.”

He was a model boyfriend, caring, attentive, and dull,

“Well, when you wonder something,” said Eli, “doesn’t that mean part of you wants to believe in it?

Plenty of humans were monstrous, and plenty of monsters knew how to play at being human.

“When no one understands, that’s usually a good sign that you’re wrong.”