His Banana (Objects of Attraction, #1)

by Penelope Bloom

“Okay. Ew. I think if hot guys are melting your panties, you may want to get that checked out.”

She gave a defeated kind of shrug. “I’m just tired of it. I want to know if I’m supposed to hate you or like you, and you’re making me feel like the emotional equivalent of a pinball.”

“Is there a word for someone who’s nice but is an asshole about it?” I asked once the waiter had left. “A nicehole?” suggested Bruce. “Yes. You’re a nicehole.”