His Banana (Objects of Attraction, #1)

by Penelope Bloom

The intern stayed put, still looking between us like she expected us to reveal it had been an optical illusion all along. “It’s uncanny,” she said. “Not really. It’s genetics,” I said.

He wagged his tail in confusion, but licked at my hands. I gave him a pat on the head. “Make sure she doesn't die. She’s technically my employee and I don’t feel like getting blamed for it. I’ll come after you with my best lawyers if something happens to her.”