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Looking at the toilet generates flashbacks of me hugging the white marble, and I vaguely recall Ariel and Felix fighting for the honor of holding back my hair.
Bullshit. Only if you're a Mary Sue do people fight to hold your hair back while you puke.
Hopefully, my liver can take it.
Also your stomach lining. Tylenol is hell on your stomach.
My jaws tense and
...how many jaws do you have?
“I’m escorting you to see this Baba Yaga.”
Who you shouldn't be seeing right away, since you've been warned she's dangerous and you have a shitton more options you haven't exhausted yet. But of COURSE because you know about it, straight into the fucking fire.
I stare back, my lungs turning into bellows.
She must be the sexiest girl alive.
or did I previously just not notice the full extent of how good-looking Darian is?
You were pretty into him originally, before shit went weird in the TV studio.
How did he disappear so quickly?
We know he isn't getting that happy ending. What a coward. That shit he pulled and this silliness?
Felix ignores her departure, walks over to the living room couch, and takes a seat. “Have you ever heard of the simulation theory?” he asks. I gesture for Maya to sit on the couch, and she plops right next to Felix, so I sit to her right. “I hear about this theory every time you get drunk or high.”
I’ve always thought these stories were huge exaggerations or flat-out lies, in part because some are plain ridiculous, like the one about an underground bunker full of gold that Nero actually swims in, like Scrooge McDuck. Then again, the fund is heavily invested in gold, so who knows?
Are you on drugs?” “I’m not on drugs,”
I'm definitely imagining her mom as the mom from arrested development.
If I didn’t know better, I’d think Nero looks offended—the nerve of that guy. “I wouldn’t kill a dog like that. What kind of a monster do you think—”
Great. The benefit I’ve always wanted—a frequent customer rate for a body disposal service. What’s next, a Groupon for funeral arrangements?
