I was pretty sure Milo thought it was a gag gift when he gave it to me for my birthday, but I had taken many a ride on the lifelike dildo. I didn’t normally leave it suctioned to the bathroom wall for people to see when they came over or moved in temporarily in this case. I slowly approached the shower curtain like there was a knife-wielding psycho on the other side, praying I hadn’t left Big Bob in the shower. I gripped the shower curtain and jerked it open fast just like a person did when removing a Band-Aid. Big Bob was indeed still suctioned to the shower wall. If that wasn’t bad enough,
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