Emergency Contact
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Read between August 25 - November 24, 2022
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Deus ex-MacStore dude.
Queyka
Witty. I like.
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Memoirs of a Geisha, a novel Penny adored until she discovered some rando white guy had written
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I literally took this book off my TBR for that reason lmao
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Learning something new about Islam every day
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you’re going to be racist you should try to be less ignorant, although maybe that was a contradiction. . . .
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Yaaasss queen slay
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the type of family that mouth kissed.
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Ewwwwww yuck
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fake-tanned creep.
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Noooo not the fake tan 💀💀😭
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mouse coffin,
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💀😂😂😂😂😭😭
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I’m right there with you sis
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“yellow fever.”
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으악 Penny, girl you got your own potentially fake tanner creep to deal with too. I feel bad now.
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he was handsome.
Queyka
What? How? I can’t see it. No absolutely not.
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Mark often smelled as if he hadn’t done laundry in a while.
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Fucking gross. Why hug this man then? I know desperation can be tough but whatever happened to common sense and dignity? Huh?
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The irony is not lost on me
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Salad days.
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Huh? How does a lazy day compare to having a salad
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shave crop circles in the man’s back if he’d ask.
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Sammy, are you in love with your boss
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crippling masculinity issues and no necks
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😭😭💀
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펜니?
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비 오빠? Rain?😍😍
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